it？s　sure　to　be　a　merry　time。　But　hush…hush？it？s　asurprise　！

Whatever　you　do；　don？t　tell　Daniel！

Hope　to　see　you　all　on　Saturday！　Please　dress　your　colorful　best　for　the　occasion。

Love　and　rainbows；

Jeanette　（Daniel？s　mom）

TO：　svanderwoodsen@constancebillard。edu

FROM：　kenthemogul@gmail。

Subject：　Get　ready　for　your　close…up　。　。　。

。　。　。　because　it？s　showtime！

Due　to　the　fact　that　even　the　fuckhead　critics　love　my　film；　the　release　date　forBAF　has　been

moved　up　to　September。　Sweetheart；　you　are　about　to　be　astar　；　thanks　to　me。

That　freakworm　Bailey　Winter　is　probably　peeing　himself　trying　to　sew　you　a　choice　of　couture

gowns　for　the　NYC　premier　next　month；　lucky　girl。　You？ll　have　to　wear　your　own　clothes　to　the

press　conference；　though。　You　and　that　queen　Thad　are　scheduled　to　do　press　this　Tuesday　at　5　p。m。

in　one　of　those　tacky　penthouses　at　SoHo　House。　Don？t　worry；　I？ll　handle　all　the　questions？I　just

want　you　two　to　sit　there　look　and　pretty。　Think　you　can　handle　it？

See　you　Tuesday。

KM

honesty　is　totally　overrated

？So；why　can？t　you　e　over？？　Blair　couldn？t　keep　the　irritation　out　of　her　voice。　She　was

annoyed。　Actually；　she　was　more　than　just　annoyed？she　was　totally　fucking　pissed。　At　Nate；　and　at

pretty　much　everyone　else？especiallyher　stupid；　traitorous；　moving…to…L。A。；　dysfunctionalmess　of

a　family。

No；　please；　tell　us　how　you　really　feel。

She　sprawled　out　on　her　stepbrother　Aaron？s　old　bed；　rubbing　her　legs　against　the　all…natural；

organic；　puke　green　hemp　forter　cover　he？d　bought　at　some　hippie　supply　store　last　winter。

Even　though　Aaron　had　moved　out　of　the　room　ages　ago？he？d　been　o