er？

？Giddily　Hopeful

A：Dear　GH；

The　yumminess　ofN　is　totally　undeniable；　but　unfortunately　for　all　of　us；　I　don？t　see　him

breaking　free　fromB　？s　siren　song　anytime　soon。　Look　on　the　bright　side？the　city　is　positively

crawling　with　sweaty；　practically　half…naked　boys　in　need　of　a　nice　cool　soak　down。　Remember；

friends　don？t　let　friends　shower　alone；　especially　during　a　heat　wave。　Conserve　water？it？s　all

about　the　environment；　people。　So　break　out　the　Bliss　lemon…and…sage　body　wash　and　lather　up。

？GG

Q：Dear　GG；

My　boyfriend　is　leaving　for　college　soon；　and　I？m　heartbroken。　I？m　only　a　junior；　so　I　have

another　year　to　hang　around；　waiting　to　graduate；　and　I？m　worried　that　he？ll　be　tempted　by　all

those　college　girls。　Do　long…distance　relationships　really　work？　？Left　Behind

A：Dear　LB；

In　my　experience；　long…distance　relationships　are　dicey？even　if　you　only　live　across　the　park

from　one　another。　If　that？s　got　you　down；　here？s　my　Rx：　go　to　your　kitchen　and　find　some　Godiva

cocoa　powder　（you　may　have　to　dig　around　in　back　for　the　good　stuff？the　cook　always　tries　to

hide　it）；　and　whip　yourself　up　an　iced　hot　chocolate。　Sip　it　while　sitting　at　your　iBook。

Look？you？re　multitasking！　Don？t　you　feel　better　already？　Now　go　to　eLUXURY。　and　buy

yourself　something　fabulous。　When　that？s　done；　cruise　all　the　cute　guys　on　Facebook　and

MySpace　and　send　the　ones　you　like　best　some　cleverly　flirtatious　e…mails。　By　the　time　the

weekend　es；　you？ll　have　a　bunch　of　hot　dates　at　your　beck　and　call？and　an　even　hotter　outfit

to　wear！　Trust　me；　by　Sunday　you？ll　barely　remember　College　Boy？s　name。　？GG

Q：Dear　Mme。　Gossip　Girl；

My　darling